I'm never going to use this.

It's the reason I never created one. I won't update it regularly. I get easily distracted and frankly don't care.

Seeing as this is online I'm going to use pseudonyms for everyone that I reference. Which is abnormal for me to do but again, I frankly don't care.

So let's set up some character development. We've got me, monkey. My friends will most likely be able to determine who everybody is and if they dont, well I frankly don't care.

I'm saying that I frankly don't care way too much, but I frankly don't care.

Life terrifies me right now and I don't know what I'm going to do about it. One thing I'm not going to do is give up. I was going to. For a little while I did. But I failed at failing. I suppose that means I win, but doesn't quite feel like it yet. About that, I frankly do care. A lot.

I have some amazing friends who've been helping me through. Friends like Don and Luigi. That's right, I know someone named Luigi. And if you believe that it means you've not been paying attention coz I already said I was changing names. Whether or not you've been paying attention though, and whether or not I spelled "because" correctly, I frankly don't care.

Luigi is a female friend of mine. That's right. Female. And I gave her a man's name. Friggin snowballs. But at this point I just frankly don't care.

Another friend of mine I'll refer to as Zelda. She's a female too.

Don is a male. Idiot. Why would I call a female friend Don?

Zelda could easily be a reference to multiple people. Anyone who knows the games well enough would recognize that there's several different canonical universes going on throughout The Legend of Zelda™ series. So it's easily logical that the princess represent multiple characters throughout my life.

I might talk about someone called Barry. Barry is a female. I think. I don't know for sure, and I frankly don't care.

All this anonymitity just goes to make this an illogical, incomprehensible mess. And I love it. I mean, I frankly don't care.

I haven't really said anything at all despite everything I've said. And frankly I don't care. I'm never going to use this anyway.