Lost in Transfiguration.

So I've noticed that some of the things which have been getting said (which of course have been very few due to the fact that I'm never going to use this thing) don't make any sense. And by "don't make any sense" I mean that what with all this witness protection program going on, a year from now I won't be able to make heads or tails of anything that's written here. So for the sake and in the pursuit of posterity's benefit, I'm dropping the whole charade. But I won't go back and make a republication of the existing blogs.

I fully expect anyone who cares to know, and anyone who doesn't know, not to care. If you're torn between these two options, there is a third, and that is largely variable. It could range from just simply asking me, to perhaps getting to know me a bit better, or even observing future posts, which probably won't exist seeing as I'm never going to use this thing anyway.

So Amber wants me to bring along somebody as a "date" so that I can go on a group date with her. That is, she would be with some guy, and I would have my "date". In accordance with this goal I have become absurdly forward with girls I've been encountering in real life. And far more forward than normal with girls online as well. Let's just say that my MySpace friend count is not what it really should be. But a prospect here and a prospect there couldn't hurt. Anywhere I can find them, right?

So far Savannah's dropped out of the running, but Mandy and Beth are still discussing potential meetings. It does seem funny to me that as soon as the idea starts boiling down into specific events everyone seems to suddenly get very busy. Even if for some, such as Beth, it was her idea to meet to begin with. As a matter of fact I think it was Mandy that brought it up as well.

It's okay though. I don't have the fuel cell generators to go gallivanting all across the universe just like that.


...I need a job.


I'm never going to use this thing, so I don't know why you people keep coming here. What, are you expecting an update or something? Coz it'll never happen. Ever.